This sex contraption wins my award for the year…the WTF award for its name, that is. I really want to know who comes up with these names…seriously. I want to give them a handshake for being completely out there. Now that I’m rambling about it, I might as well tell you how it works.

This is one of the first sex machines that I have ever seen that catered specifically to couples. This dual seater lets you put the flared base dildo of your choice into the pivoting thrusting arms. You control the speed and penetration with your movements, and unlike most sex machines it’s very very quiet (unlike the jet engine sybian). Of course, this is for the real sex toy connoisseur with a whopping price tag of 1,489. It is, however, still a cheaper option than the aforementioned sybian.