There are lots of things that get combined into one useful device. Just the other day I bought a combined stereo mp3 player dock gps for the car. This tickler anal bead combo is a wee bit different, with a bright pink tickler on one end, and four anal beads on the other end.

I suppose you could even use it as a spanker, since it looks like it’s nice and whippy with the set up. I’m not sure, but maybe I’m taking this whole multitasking thing a bit too far.

I can’t help it though, it just looks so damn cute. Plus it’s super cheap, at 6.00 it appeals to my inner budget seeker.

Although I usually don’t cover accessories for existing sex toys, I do have to say that this Hitachi attachment looks pretty freaking cool. It has some very unusual shapes, nubs, ridges, and bumps that should lead to a rather fascinating sensation experience, and well - who doesn’t love another excuse for whipping out your Hitachi?

I’ve always been enchanted with Fun Factory sex toys since the first time I saw their little caterpillar anal beads. Their latest innovation in sex toy technology is this sweet medical grade silicone number. The unique shape makes it very easy for you to do a lot of different positions and sensations with it, as well as using it in a more traditional fashion with insertion and clit stimulation, or you could put it to some fun double ended use. It’ll run you $99 and you can check out more of the specs on the Share here.

I do love anal play and anal toys, but the typical anal plug shape isn’t exactly what I’m looking for at times. That’s why I’m glad to see Tantus’ latest silicone anal plug. It has an enlongated neck that really helps with those of you who might have intial penetration problems with anal sex.

The overall size is much smaller than your typical plug - only .8″ x 3 3/4″, so this is great for beginners to anal sex and anal play. The material is super high quality silicone that Tantus always uses in their sex toys. It only runs 27.50, which is very cheap for a silicone sex toy and a great price for an introduction to anal play.

This sex contraption wins my award for the year…the WTF award for its name, that is. I really want to know who comes up with these names…seriously. I want to give them a handshake for being completely out there. Now that I’m rambling about it, I might as well tell you how it works.

This is one of the first sex machines that I have ever seen that catered specifically to couples. This dual seater lets you put the flared base dildo of your choice into the pivoting thrusting arms. You control the speed and penetration with your movements, and unlike most sex machines it’s very very quiet (unlike the jet engine sybian). Of course, this is for the real sex toy connoisseur with a whopping price tag of 1,489. It is, however, still a cheaper option than the aforementioned sybian.

Chances are, you’ve probably heard about the OhMiBod Vibrator before, but you might not have had a chance to grab it before now. While I haven’t had a chance to play around with this particular music vibrator (mostly because I don’t have an mp3 player), I have used sound activated vibes before and they are simply wonderful. Especially if you have a creative lover that makes you get off with your own moans. That is simply deliciously evil. You don’t have to use an iPod for the OhMiBod - any mp3 player will do. You adjust the intensity with the volume control, and the vibrator will go in rhythm with the music. It’s certainly a completely different sensation than your typical vibrator. You can also use this as a regular vibrator, which gives this innovative sex toy all sorts of useful attributes. On to the discount…you can get the OhMiBod over at Stockroom for 64.80 until their Christmas sale is over, so why not get yourself a little something different for the holidays.

Okay, so we have ergonomic chairs, desks, keyboards - pretty much every standard household and office thing can have the ergonomic title shoved in front of it. But a dildo? Well, that’s new. Jollies has debuted three ‘ergonomic insertables’ which are crafted around internal molds of models. This was taken by a medical designer that works with the company to help them achieve very beautiful, very pleasurable silicone sex toys.

Jollies is a woman owned and run company who strives to create great dildos for women. They have vibrating types coming out soon as well - it should be interesting to see how those function. If you’d like a pretty nice diagram on the way Jollie’s ergonomic dildos stimulate your body, just take a look at this handy page of theirs.

I do have to admit, with a great deal of chagrin, that the best part of the press release involved the words ‘ blast proof anal toy’. I just can’t help but smile at that, mostly from all of the mental images that come to mind.

The Eroscillator is a strange looking vibrator at first. It seperates itself from the sex toy vibrator crowd in a very unique fashion - it massages in a circular fashion with a variety of heads that can be swapped out for all sorts of wild sensations.

This is the first sex toy to be endored by sexpert Dr. Ruth Westheimer, and I have to say she couldn’t have picked a better first choice.

For a few of the tech specs, you can choose multiple speeds, with a max of 7200 oscillations per minute. It is waterproof, so you can have your relaxing release in the shower, hot tub, or bathtub.

What I find the most fascinating is that this is adaptable to women and men. There aren’t many sex toys that I can share with my partner, but the Eroscillator comes with a ball + cup head to massage and tease a penis into full erection. Now that’s what I call versatile!

It’s a bit pricey at 134.00, but considering the quality, uniqueness, effectiveness, and all of the glowing reviews it’s been getting, I’d say the Eroscillator would last you a long long while.