I have to say that every time I think I’ve seen everything in the sex toy world, I get surprised by some of the wildest things that I never would have thought of. The Earth Angel is a hand crank vibrator – yes, you crank it up to get it going. Crank for four minutes, and you’ve got enough energy to go for a half hour. This is the first completely green vibrator on the market, with the materials coming from recycled plastics, and of course the lack of …

I’ve seen plenty of vibrator materials in my time, but I don’t recall anyone ever using ceramic in a vibrator. Dildos yes, vibes no. I’m dying to see just how the Lovemoiselle feels – I imagine the ceramic is pretty close to glass as far as retaining temperatures, and the wonderful smoothness that you just can’t resist. They also spend plenty of time on the look of the vibe, because this thing looks like I could just put it on my coffee table and call it a work of (phallic) …

I’m trying to go for a new look with latest sex toys, so now it’s time for the fun testing stage while I try to get things to work properly. Please bear with me, thanks.