Now I know this isn’t the most bizarre toy in the world, but hey, I was looking in the under $30 rack! This 8$ cockring is perfectly functional and fun – the main reason I’m featuring it is because the price is nice for an introductory cock ring, and it reminded me of a throwing star for no good reason.

I really do think I would dress up like a crazy ninja and attack my partner with this thing, all while yelling very random ninja movie stuff. I probably need to get out more, don’t I?

Anyway, random ninja star fantasies aside, if you want to try out the cockring world, try this. This one is only really for smaller guys though – larger men have complained about it snapping. For a higher end cock ring, should you decide you love playing with them, would be The Blue Dolphin.