This sex contraption wins my award for the year…the WTF award for its name, that is. I really want to know who comes up with these names…seriously. I want to give them a handshake for being completely out there. Now that I’m rambling about it, I might as well tell you how it works.

This is one of the first sex machines that I have ever seen that catered specifically to couples. This dual seater lets you put the flared base dildo of your choice into the pivoting thrusting arms. You control the speed and penetration with your movements, and unlike most sex machines it’s very very quiet (unlike the jet engine sybian). Of course, this is for the real sex toy connoisseur with a whopping price tag of 1,489. It is, however, still a cheaper option than the aforementioned sybian.

If you haven’t had a chance to read the Sex Toy Materials guide, you might not know about all of the fun things you can do with stainless steel and metal sex toys. Metal is a non porous material which makes it very safe and easy to use, and steel also holds temperatures very well for your sensation play enthusiasts. Njoy has always been the premiere metal sex toy crafter, and I’m happy to see that they have rereleased their Njoy Pure Butt Plug. This might look like it’s a lot to handle by butt play beginners, but trust me, this is an absolute joy to use once you get used to the unique sensations. Once you get past the ‘head’ of the stainless steel sex toy, you’ll release just how erotic and comfortable it is.

Chances are, you’ve probably heard about the OhMiBod Vibrator before, but you might not have had a chance to grab it before now. While I haven’t had a chance to play around with this particular music vibrator (mostly because I don’t have an mp3 player), I have used sound activated vibes before and they are simply wonderful. Especially if you have a creative lover that makes you get off with your own moans. That is simply deliciously evil. You don’t have to use an iPod for the OhMiBod - any mp3 player will do. You adjust the intensity with the volume control, and the vibrator will go in rhythm with the music. It’s certainly a completely different sensation than your typical vibrator. You can also use this as a regular vibrator, which gives this innovative sex toy all sorts of useful attributes. On to the discount…you can get the OhMiBod over at Stockroom for 64.80 until their Christmas sale is over, so why not get yourself a little something different for the holidays.

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You would think that there would be more Christmas promotions for various adult stores, but it’s hard as hell to find! However, The Red Door has been kind enough to pass along a holiday coupon code for all of you to use when you’re off buying some fun and frisky sexy costumes, lovely lingerie, or even high quality sex toys - it’s an all in one shop for your naughty needs. sexy-xmas is the coupon code, and it takes off a whooping 20% off of your order! I don’t know about you, but clearance shopping always makes me giddy and happy.